Deep Dive

Sorry about that lapse in bloggage, but now I am back. Quickly, I will portray my weekend to you and then we’ll get this party started.

So tomorrow is the day that all of my hard work has been leading up to. Tomorrow is one of my store’s Deep Dives. A deep dive is when all of the big bosses come to our store to make sure that we’re not fucking everything up. They are always watching how things are selling and where the best locations are for each brand is, so when the deep dive comes up we have to have everything ship shape so that a lack of sales doesn’t mean that we’re failing. For the whole work day there are meetings on sales, floor walks to see how the store is working and then each big boss personally works on the floor to show the associates what real work looks like. As a visual trimmer it’s usually safe to say that very few failures are caused by us, actually almost never are we the reason for loss of sales. The reason that we stress out is because we love our store and we want everything to be perfect (that’s why we merchandise, help customers, and pretty much any other thing that needs to be done in the store that we’re not paid for) we’re like the store’s whores.

Now onto my personal life, which may or may not be as dry as my work life right now. Pretty much I have come to the conclusion that it is NOT a good thing when the Starbucks people start preparing a grandé upside down caramel macchiato and a double warmed blueberry scone right when they see you in the morning. I think that that shows just how dull a person is, that they don’t ever change up their drink, they wear black everyday, and come in at the same time daily. I should just switch it up on them order a Frappuccino and a donut, wear all bright colors, and come in around lunchtime. They would at this point probably already contacted the authorities alerting them that “the guy from Macy’s” is assumed to be kidnapped and murdered.

That’s all, im tired